Monday, December 25, 2006

Reflections on the Past Year

On Borat! on Daisuke! on Rumsfeld and Patrick!

Greetings, friends, of all persuasion,
Color, creed, denomination.
No border fences put up here
In decking halls with season's cheer.
'Tis Christmas, true, and merry to ya,
But cue a chorus of Hallelujah
For all and sundry revelers
From this old house to you and yours.
It's been six years since we began a
Habit of this year-end stanza
Jotted down amid the wrapping,
Shopping, schlepping, typing, napping
Going on nonstop around us
Up until the dawn of Christmas
When we, like you, pause to take in
The wonder of the year that's been.
As we wonder, ponder how
We staggered here from then to now
YouTubed, MySpaced, "Lost," adrift,
Sorting truth from truthiness.
Borat? Seemed legit to us.
Balco-gate? Yo, what's the fuss?
Mel G's meltdown, Kerry's gaffe,
Cruise unglued -- you had to laugh.
Pluto's out, and so is Rummy.
No one bought "O.J. for Dummies."
Al Gore's movie? Huge buzzkill.
US pop. tops three hundred mil.
Shrinking icecaps, hybrid cars,
Sinking coastlines, oxygen bars.
Note to Santa on this yule:
Convert sleigh rig to biofuel.

It's party time, though, doff your wraps,
Grab a double shot of schnapps,
And toast the swells at our soiree
Like Kinky Friedman, Rachael Ray,
Keke Palmer, Daniel Craig,
George Carlin, and Flavor Flav.
A round, too, please, for Taylor Hicks
And photog Annie Leibovitz.
Salud, Deval, here's looking at ya.
Kanpai, Daisuke Matsuzaka.
Emmitt Smith, your twinkle toes
Are brighter than old Rudolph's nose.
Bottoms up to Gloria Larson,
Eddie Murphy, Tucker Carlson ,
Helen Mirren , Audrey Tautou,
Rascal Flatts, and Djimon Hounsou.
Next for your consideration
Words of season's salutation
For Eugene Levy , Tony Snow ,
Akon , E.L. Doctorow,
Cate Blanchett, Tenacious D,
Jill Medvedow, and Stan Lee.
4Peace, let's go a-carolin'
And stop to serenade Bom Kim
Then pick up Gary LaPierre
Plus anyone left sitting there --
Parker Posey, Thomas Ricks,
Nelly Furtado, Coco Crisp --
And lead them all in getting down
With Michael Mann and Ayla Brown,
Miley Cyrus, Logan Mankins,
Snow Patrol, and Henry Jenkins.

Time's up! And time is of the essence
In unwrapping these last presents.
The deeper message here conveyed
Transcends this single holiday.
It's not the price tag, it's the thought.
Not the trappings, nor what's bought.
So, friends, until our next year's meeting:
Peace on earth and season's greetings.

JOSEPH P. KAHN

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Happy New Year

Dear Friends,

It is customary, as the new year approaches, that we make resolutions as we look to the year ahead. I think it may be more instructive for us to look back at the events of our current year to recognize some things we may have done or said that do not merit repeating.

Certainly there are comments or actions that we would have liked to have taken back a moment later. Well, hopefully none of our blunders match these which are deserving of the Idiot Awards for 2006.

Happy New Year from Alice and Marvin

Idiots of 2006

Number One Idiot of 2006:

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
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Number Two Idiot of 2006:

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them.
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
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Number Three Idiot of 2006:

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this: "Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.
So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
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Number Four Idiot of 2006:

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.
Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.
He immediately mailed in his $40.
Wise guy........ but you still get a sign.
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Number Five Idiot of 2006:

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign.
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Idiot Number Six of 2006:

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.
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Idiot Number Seven of 2006:

Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.
So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
The whole event was caught on videotape. Yep, Here's your sign.
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Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote!!!
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman, Kansas
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: (particularly timely)

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
Yep, From Kansas City!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Alabama
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita, Kansas

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to" downsizing."
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
This was at the CHEVY dealership in Canton, Mississippi

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Happy Chanukah

Click on Happy Chanukah for Alice and Marvin's wishes for a happy holiday e-card.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .

And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself
or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher."
Happy Chanukah,
Alice and Marvin

Monday, December 11, 2006

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Tia's Art Show at the Flying Dog Gallery

You may have heard about Tia's art show, December 9 through January 9. I am unable to copy/paste her artwork here, so a journey west would be your next best opportunity to see her work.

Tiart…. Journeys
Pen, Ink & Watercolors


Flying Dog Gallery
105 F Street, Salida
December 9 – January 9

Opening Reception
Saturday, December 9

Tia will also be offering an art workshop program for children--a class for total beginners to experience the fun of working with clay to create totally successful, beautiful gifts. These classes will be for creating gifts and for glazing them.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

GG Plays the Wicked Witch















The Halloween celebration at The Regency found GG doing her Trick-or-Treating as The Wicked Witch. Staff assured me she was not being type-cast. The costume was her choice. She was, as she often is, the hit of the party, keeping everybody hysterical.

GG is back to the daily Bingo table, playing without prompts. Earlier this week she beat Marvin in a seven-card Rummy grudge match.

Happily she has returned to her usual upbeat self after a couple of hospital visits some weeks ago.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Freeport Seagulls Win Long Island Senior Softball Playoffs


I am finding it difficult to fill my time now that softball season is over until the spring. We played 82 games and managed to survive the summer's heat and humidity and constant, nagging injuries. Our team did put on a big finish and ultimately won the division playoffs. A small step for mankind, but a big step for old men.

See if you can find me in the team photo. Mickey is camera shy. He turned ninety-three this summer!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Larry David's Blog (Huffington's Website)

The other night I was awakened by my nine-year-old. I remained in the room with her for ten minutes, whereupon she fell back asleep. Unfortunately, I had no such luck. I did manage, however, to keep a record of my brain activity. I present it herewith, strictly in the interest of science.

I wonder how long I've been up. It feels like at least forty minutes. Maybe I should look at the time. No, don't look at the time. How's that gonna help? I'm just curious. Don't look. DO NOT LOOK…three- thirty. Are you happy? Idiot. I told you not to look but you know everything…I can't stand this quilt. The comforter inside always slips down. I’m grabbing at nothing here! I haven't had a good quilt in a long time. Where'd this quilt come from anyway? Tomorrow I'll mention the quilt. She's not gonna like that. She'll say there's nothing wrong with the quilt and that'll be that. It's sad I can't have a quilt I rove…Rove, damn it, that’s the second time today I’ve done that. God, I hate that man. See, this is what he wants. He wants to get in your head. He wants to keep you up. You’re giving him what he wants! If he keeps us all up, we’ll be too tired to fight them. That’s their strategy, and you’re playing right into their hands. We have to start keeping them up. But how? The only things that bothers them enough to keep them up are fetuses. They love that fetus. The fetus and Jesus. Sounds like a comedy team. “Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Fetus and Jesus…” Stop thinking about them. I can’t. Try! …Okay, I’m going to think of something else. How about that juicy nectarine I had today. Yum-my. That was dee-licious. The problem is fruit is so inconsistent. When you get a good one, it’s all luck. Fruit is like blackjack. The casino wins most of the time. But at least the casino’s not fixed. I trust the slot machines in Vegas more than the voting machines in Ohio. Even sleazy casino owners in Vegas have more credibility than this bunch…I have to stop killing insects in front of the kids. Am I setting a bad example? What’s my option? Am I supposed to start ignoring flies and ants and let them wander around like they own the place? I guess liberals aren’t supposed to kill insects. See, Rove? I kill them and I rather enjoy it. Maybe you want to sign me up. I like how if you criticize the war you don’t support the troops. You’re the ones sending them over to die, so how is it I don’t support them? If the army was made up of child molesters, then I’d support them. If we went to an all child molester army, I would be their biggest supporter. “Please don’t bring the troops home. Stay the course. Keep them there a long time.” But they’re not child molesters. And they’re not the Twins, that’s for sure. Where are the Twins? Send in the Twins. I’d like to hear that scene. “Jenna, Barbara…Daddy and I have talked it over and we want you to go fight in Iraq.” …Ah, what’s the use? Now I’m all revved up. This is what Rove wants. You’re playing right into his hands. Should I take a sleeping pill? Is that a slippery slope? It seems there are a lot more slippery slopes now than there used to be. Now everything’s a slippery slope…It’s so hot in here. I have to turn the pillow over. Why’s it so much cooler on this side? I don’t get that. I would think it would be a little cooler, but not this much cooler. No matter how hot it is, the bottom of the pillow still stays cool. One day I’d like to ask a scientist about that. Of course, I never really get to meet any scientists. You’d think I’d run into a scientist at some point. I like how they keep saying the science isn’t in on global warming. They just don’t know. No proof. But, of course, it’s in on God. Lots of proof on that. Tons of empirical evidence. They got God’s DNA. And Moses parted the Red Sea. He said, “Open sea,” and it opened. And Jesus walked on water. Those are some tricks. People must have been after Moses to do it again until he finally got sick of them and lost his temper. "No, I'm not parting it again, now leave me alone." "C'mon Moses, please?" "I said no, now get the hell outta here!" You'd think anyone who believes this stuff would be so embarassed they'd keep it to themselves. But those maniacs shout it from the rooftops and they're running our country. God talks to Bush all the time. I don’t care if you’re President, if you say God talks to you, you’re a schizophrenic and a menace to society. You should be on drugs in a mental institution, like the Son of Sam. What’s the difference between God or a dog talking to you? It’s still a voice in your head. That means you’re certifiably fucking crazy! …Look what they’re doing to me. Take a deep breath. That’s good. Listen to your breathing. That’s a meditation technique. Clears your mind. There’s a breath, that’s good. There’s another breath. I guess the science isn’t in on evolution either…No, come on, breathe. There’s a breath. Of course the planet’s only 5000 years old. Breathe, prick, breathe. What about the fucking dinosaurs?! We have the bones. They know how old the bones are! The sad thing is these nuts who founded this country fled Europe because of religious persecution. Good trade for Europe. Breathe. You have to breathe. This is what they want. I’m so thirsty. I've got to start drinking more water. It's so hard to drink, though, if you're not thirsty. You don't eat when you're not hungry. Hey, that's a good point. You actually made a good point. See, you're not stupid. "You don't eat when you're not hungry." I like that. I've gotta try to work that into a conversation. That'll raise a few eyebrows… I'm so cramped here. Look how far over she is. She's on my side. She's way past the middle. Hey, move! MOVE! I need my space, man…If they hate Hollywood so much, maybe they should just start making their own movies and TV shows. In fact, we should just split into two different countries. Then, after our stem cell research gives us the cure for all these diseases, they’ll all be trying to get across the border for our medicine, but our minutemen won’t let them. And we’ll have a lot of minutemen. I think I’ll be a minuteman. “Sorry, but our scientists worked very hard to come up with a cure for Parkinson’s and there’s only enough medicine for our people. So beat it.” …Time to turn the pillow again. No, it’s too soon. It’s not cold enough. Let’s just see. No. Turn it. No. I’m turning it. Okay, go ahead...There. It’s not cold enough. Are you happy? ...Well there’s only one way I can get to sleep now. It always works. Sure, wake her up. That’s just what every Jewish woman wants. Sex in the middle of the night. Go ahead. This I want to see.

“Honey.”
“What. What do you want?”
“I can’t fall back asleep.”
“So why are you waking me up?”
“There’s only one thing that’ll do it.”
“Are you crazy? Why can’t you sleep?”
“You know…”
“Because of them?”
“Yeah.”
“Come here, honey.”
Thanks again, Karl. Keep up the good work.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Fall has arrived





As the seasons change, so do our activities. Ethan's first day of nursery school. Marvin's last day of softball. Alice returns to her kindergarten classroom. Lauren returns to work now that Emmy is three months old.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Heeeeere's Emmy






Let us introduce you to Emmy Talia Rosenberg, born 11 a.m. on July 6 at Mount Sinai Hospital. She weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces.

Nava (meaning "beautiful") is named after Great-Grandpa Nathan. She is GG's ninth great-grandchild.

Mommy and Daddy are doing just fine as are the delirious grandparents.

Emmy and big bro' Ethan will be moving to their new home on July 28.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Sunday, May 28, 2006

New Address



Sometime in the latter part of July, Lauren, Eric, Ethan and little sister, will be moving to a new home. The most exciting news for Alice and Marvin is that the house is eight blocks away.

Celebrating Mothers Day with GG

As her 96th birthday approached, the family gathered to celebrate Mothers Day with our matriarch.




Sunday, April 09, 2006

Mario Kreutzberger, aka Don Francisco

Spanish Show's 'Gigante' Scoop:
TV Host Interviews Bush, Kerry


By MIRIAM JORDAN
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
October 29, 2004


In the 11th hour of a close presidential race, President Bush and Sen. John Kerry are delivering their messages to the crucial Hispanic constituency through perhaps the silliest and most powerful man in Spanish-language show business: Don Francisco.
Some might deem Mr. Francisco's variety show on the Univision network, "Sábado Gigante," or Giant Saturday, downright tacky. Last week, it featured a contest for the most curvaceous Latina and a sampling of the "worst of the worst" amateur singers, alongside skits, tear-jerking interviews and games. Host Don Francisco, whose real name is Mario Kreutzberger, donned a shocking-pink floppy hat in one segment.
But on Saturday night, Don Francisco will be the envy of talk-show hosts everywhere when "Sábado Gigante," which is broadcast from Miami, includes back-to-back interviews with Messrs. Bush and Kerry. The pre-recorded interviews will run around 10 p.m., two hours into the three-hour program. Both candidates speak in English but throw in a little Spanish.
"We invited the candidates a long time ago," says Mr. Kreutzberger in a phone interview from his native Chile. "We got the interviews at the last minute." He interviewed the candidates separately last week, with Mr. Bush speaking at the White House and Mr. Kerry at a location near Scranton, Pa.
Both candidates have appeared on Spanish-language news for brief interviews. But "Sábado Gigante" puts them before a broad Hispanic audience, for 10 minutes each. "If you want to catch everybody at one place and time, that's a great place to be," says Frank Guerra, who advises Mr. Bush on national media buys.
Most Americans have never heard of "Sábado Gigante," but among Hispanics, "it's an institution," says Fernando Espuelas, a Latino media entrepreneur. The program boasts 100 million viewers in the U.S. and Latin America, and has won a place in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest-running variety show in the world. No ambitious Latino singer or politician would turn down the chance to appear on "Sábado Gigante." The show's portly host has interviewed everyone from singer Ricky Martin to Mexican President Vicente Fox.
Mr. Kreutzberger is a cross between Jay Leno and Ed Sullivan, with a strong dose of Jerry Lewis. "I am just a guy who does a family show with a little bit of everything," says Mr. Kreutzberger, 64 years old, who compares the program to a stew -- with something for everyone.
Historically, Hispanics support the Democratic candidate in presidential elections, but surveys indicate that many thousands of Latino voters remain undecided. Mr. Bush wields his greatest influence among first-time Latino voters, who take a conservative stance on social issues, and established Hispanics whose roots in the U.S. go back several generations.
Mr. Kerry isn't concerned about being on a show where some women wear frilly short-shorts and the host himself has appeared in boxer shorts. (During most of the show, he wears a suit.) "We trust Don Francisco will do a very good job of maintaining the right tone," says Fabiola Rodriguez-Ciampoli, director of Hispanic media for the Kerry campaign.

"The president enjoys [the show] very much," says Bush campaign spokeswoman Sharon Castillo, adding: "Don Francisco has always been very respectful with the president."
Mr. Kreutzberger won't disclose the content of the interviews. But he allows that he asked the candidates questions related to Latino concerns, including their views on amnesty for illegal immigrants.
Mr. Kreutzberger, the son of a Holocaust refugee, describes himself as apolitical. In 1973, he skirted a request to announce Chile's takeover by Gen. Augusto Pinochet on television by suggesting that a comedian shouldn't speak on such a grave matter.
However, the host encourages his fans to fulfill their civic responsibilities. In a recent show, he reminded the audience that "the only way to make us Hispanics count is to vote. Please vote." On Saturday, he will devote an hour to the presidential election.
Mr. Kreutzberger always had a passion for entertainment. When his father sent him to New York to learn clothing design in 1959, he fell in love with the TV in his hotel room, not fashion.
Upon returning to Santiago, he performed for fun at a local club, where he created the comic persona, Don Francisco, an immigrant who spoke Spanish with a thick German accent. Eventually, he persuaded the first TV station in Chile to bring him on board. "My father thought I was crazy to become a clown on TV," he recalls. He began "Sábado Gigante" in 1962, and in 1986, his success catapulted him to Miami, where the show ran locally. Two years later, "Sábado Gigante" went national in the U.S. and has aired on Univision, part of Univision Communications Inc., ever since.
Because of the growing power of the Hispanic vote, it was easier for Mr. Kreutzberger to get Mr. Bush and his Democratic opponent to appear on his show this election than in 2000. "In the last election, I was chasing the candidates all over the country," he says. Although he landed interviews with both Mr. Bush and his erstwhile rival, Al Gore, Mr. Kreutzberger says that pursuing both candidates along the campaign trail was so taxing, he got sick for 40 days afterward.
Despite all his years in the U.S., Mr. Kreutzberger hasn't chosen to become a citizen -- he is a permanent resident -- and, therefore, won't be voting. Instead, on Nov. 2, he will release his own Mexican country-music CD to raise money for a charity that helps people caught trying to enter the U.S. from Mexico.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Family Blog Fun Page

I just realized our blog is lacking a fun page. Most newspapers today offer Sudoku and Crossword puzzles. Our family blog should offer entertainment in addition to scintillating chatter. For your personal entertainment while seated at your computer, try this:

1. Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. While you Continue the clockwise movement of your foot, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Lol.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Once and Never Again

Early Wednesday morning, April 5, 2006, shortly after 1 a.m., the time and date will have a unique display:

01:02:03 04.05.06

Cool, huh?

Friday, March 31, 2006

Vacationing with Mickey and Minnie

Hello from DISNEY WORLD




Monday, March 20, 2006

In Good Company: Brokaw...Dreyfuss...Kreutzberger

Celebration of Teaching and Learning Conference

This spring, the UnConvention Center on NYC’s Pier 94 will become the fairgrounds for very important festivities—The Celebration of Teaching and Learning, presented by Public Broadcasting Stations “thirteen” and “WLIW21,” in partnership with regional BOCES, including Nassau BOCES. The weekend-long celebration, which takes place on Saturday, March 24, and Sunday, March 25, will feature television newsman Tom Brokaw and renowned actor Richard Dreyfuss, along with a host of educational experts and 300 exhibition booths. The educational celebration doesn’t end on Sunday night, however. The Nassau BOCES Department of Curriculum, Instruction and Technology will conduct a series of day-long workshops led by Marvin Kreutzberger from July 5 to 7, covering Instructional Strategies to Improve Student Math Performance

The conference will be 2 full days, Friday and Saturday, March 24 and 25, so there are opportunities to include coaches, teachers as well as media specialists and administrators. We can accommodate up to 3,500 educators each day for the professional development piece of the Celebration, and the cost is $180 per person per day to participate.
We will be presenting multiple professional development strands covering a range of topics, including literacy; math; social studies; high school reform; leadership; differentiating instruction, and other pressing educational issues. All topics will be addressed from the perspective of a media and technology integration, and will feature nationally renowned educational experts and local providers offering keynotes and hands-on workshops.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Hello from Florida

Monday, January 16, 2006
Blog Challenged Me

It has only taken me a month to get here. First, my name was rejected, then cyberidiot
sent me to an old blog that Marvin had created and abandoned, then my name, no matter
which way I entered it, was rejected again. It's been a hejira, but here I am.
Love hearing from everyone. Many, most, or all of you receieved my email with all my
Florida info. Jerry and I arrived here on Tuesday, 1/10. We are in the same apartment
as last year. Dave was kind enough to pick us up at the airport, while Corinne waited for the arrival of our very packed car from home and prepared a delicious lunch for us all. They both look terrific. Actually, this year the car arrived on schedule and we are comfortably ensconced in our digs . We expected this part of Florida to look devasted from the hurricane, but while
there are signs of it having visited here, it looks pretty normal.
I wish I had more exciting news, like Tia. Life here is warmer (altho for the last 2 nites it
was in the 30s), very relaxing, that is if you don't read the papers, or listen to or watch the
news. But that's for another time. My email is the same as in NY, pbarell@verizon.net
Love to you all,
Nanny Phyllis

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

Meet Alan and Ellen





Everyone in our family has, by now, met and enjoyed Stephanie. At month's end, Jay and Steph's wedding will be just five months off. Last evening we had dinner with Alan and Ellen Camhi and enjoyed a delightful meal together, an opportunity to learn about each other's family. (We only shared nice things about our relatives). Now you'll see to whom you'll introduce yourselves in June.

Thursday, January 05, 2006