Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Freeport Seagulls Win Long Island Senior Softball Playoffs


I am finding it difficult to fill my time now that softball season is over until the spring. We played 82 games and managed to survive the summer's heat and humidity and constant, nagging injuries. Our team did put on a big finish and ultimately won the division playoffs. A small step for mankind, but a big step for old men.

See if you can find me in the team photo. Mickey is camera shy. He turned ninety-three this summer!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Larry David's Blog (Huffington's Website)

The other night I was awakened by my nine-year-old. I remained in the room with her for ten minutes, whereupon she fell back asleep. Unfortunately, I had no such luck. I did manage, however, to keep a record of my brain activity. I present it herewith, strictly in the interest of science.

I wonder how long I've been up. It feels like at least forty minutes. Maybe I should look at the time. No, don't look at the time. How's that gonna help? I'm just curious. Don't look. DO NOT LOOK…three- thirty. Are you happy? Idiot. I told you not to look but you know everything…I can't stand this quilt. The comforter inside always slips down. I’m grabbing at nothing here! I haven't had a good quilt in a long time. Where'd this quilt come from anyway? Tomorrow I'll mention the quilt. She's not gonna like that. She'll say there's nothing wrong with the quilt and that'll be that. It's sad I can't have a quilt I rove…Rove, damn it, that’s the second time today I’ve done that. God, I hate that man. See, this is what he wants. He wants to get in your head. He wants to keep you up. You’re giving him what he wants! If he keeps us all up, we’ll be too tired to fight them. That’s their strategy, and you’re playing right into their hands. We have to start keeping them up. But how? The only things that bothers them enough to keep them up are fetuses. They love that fetus. The fetus and Jesus. Sounds like a comedy team. “Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Fetus and Jesus…” Stop thinking about them. I can’t. Try! …Okay, I’m going to think of something else. How about that juicy nectarine I had today. Yum-my. That was dee-licious. The problem is fruit is so inconsistent. When you get a good one, it’s all luck. Fruit is like blackjack. The casino wins most of the time. But at least the casino’s not fixed. I trust the slot machines in Vegas more than the voting machines in Ohio. Even sleazy casino owners in Vegas have more credibility than this bunch…I have to stop killing insects in front of the kids. Am I setting a bad example? What’s my option? Am I supposed to start ignoring flies and ants and let them wander around like they own the place? I guess liberals aren’t supposed to kill insects. See, Rove? I kill them and I rather enjoy it. Maybe you want to sign me up. I like how if you criticize the war you don’t support the troops. You’re the ones sending them over to die, so how is it I don’t support them? If the army was made up of child molesters, then I’d support them. If we went to an all child molester army, I would be their biggest supporter. “Please don’t bring the troops home. Stay the course. Keep them there a long time.” But they’re not child molesters. And they’re not the Twins, that’s for sure. Where are the Twins? Send in the Twins. I’d like to hear that scene. “Jenna, Barbara…Daddy and I have talked it over and we want you to go fight in Iraq.” …Ah, what’s the use? Now I’m all revved up. This is what Rove wants. You’re playing right into his hands. Should I take a sleeping pill? Is that a slippery slope? It seems there are a lot more slippery slopes now than there used to be. Now everything’s a slippery slope…It’s so hot in here. I have to turn the pillow over. Why’s it so much cooler on this side? I don’t get that. I would think it would be a little cooler, but not this much cooler. No matter how hot it is, the bottom of the pillow still stays cool. One day I’d like to ask a scientist about that. Of course, I never really get to meet any scientists. You’d think I’d run into a scientist at some point. I like how they keep saying the science isn’t in on global warming. They just don’t know. No proof. But, of course, it’s in on God. Lots of proof on that. Tons of empirical evidence. They got God’s DNA. And Moses parted the Red Sea. He said, “Open sea,” and it opened. And Jesus walked on water. Those are some tricks. People must have been after Moses to do it again until he finally got sick of them and lost his temper. "No, I'm not parting it again, now leave me alone." "C'mon Moses, please?" "I said no, now get the hell outta here!" You'd think anyone who believes this stuff would be so embarassed they'd keep it to themselves. But those maniacs shout it from the rooftops and they're running our country. God talks to Bush all the time. I don’t care if you’re President, if you say God talks to you, you’re a schizophrenic and a menace to society. You should be on drugs in a mental institution, like the Son of Sam. What’s the difference between God or a dog talking to you? It’s still a voice in your head. That means you’re certifiably fucking crazy! …Look what they’re doing to me. Take a deep breath. That’s good. Listen to your breathing. That’s a meditation technique. Clears your mind. There’s a breath, that’s good. There’s another breath. I guess the science isn’t in on evolution either…No, come on, breathe. There’s a breath. Of course the planet’s only 5000 years old. Breathe, prick, breathe. What about the fucking dinosaurs?! We have the bones. They know how old the bones are! The sad thing is these nuts who founded this country fled Europe because of religious persecution. Good trade for Europe. Breathe. You have to breathe. This is what they want. I’m so thirsty. I've got to start drinking more water. It's so hard to drink, though, if you're not thirsty. You don't eat when you're not hungry. Hey, that's a good point. You actually made a good point. See, you're not stupid. "You don't eat when you're not hungry." I like that. I've gotta try to work that into a conversation. That'll raise a few eyebrows… I'm so cramped here. Look how far over she is. She's on my side. She's way past the middle. Hey, move! MOVE! I need my space, man…If they hate Hollywood so much, maybe they should just start making their own movies and TV shows. In fact, we should just split into two different countries. Then, after our stem cell research gives us the cure for all these diseases, they’ll all be trying to get across the border for our medicine, but our minutemen won’t let them. And we’ll have a lot of minutemen. I think I’ll be a minuteman. “Sorry, but our scientists worked very hard to come up with a cure for Parkinson’s and there’s only enough medicine for our people. So beat it.” …Time to turn the pillow again. No, it’s too soon. It’s not cold enough. Let’s just see. No. Turn it. No. I’m turning it. Okay, go ahead...There. It’s not cold enough. Are you happy? ...Well there’s only one way I can get to sleep now. It always works. Sure, wake her up. That’s just what every Jewish woman wants. Sex in the middle of the night. Go ahead. This I want to see.

“Honey.”
“What. What do you want?”
“I can’t fall back asleep.”
“So why are you waking me up?”
“There’s only one thing that’ll do it.”
“Are you crazy? Why can’t you sleep?”
“You know…”
“Because of them?”
“Yeah.”
“Come here, honey.”
Thanks again, Karl. Keep up the good work.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Fall has arrived





As the seasons change, so do our activities. Ethan's first day of nursery school. Marvin's last day of softball. Alice returns to her kindergarten classroom. Lauren returns to work now that Emmy is three months old.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Heeeeere's Emmy






Let us introduce you to Emmy Talia Rosenberg, born 11 a.m. on July 6 at Mount Sinai Hospital. She weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces.

Nava (meaning "beautiful") is named after Great-Grandpa Nathan. She is GG's ninth great-grandchild.

Mommy and Daddy are doing just fine as are the delirious grandparents.

Emmy and big bro' Ethan will be moving to their new home on July 28.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Sunday, May 28, 2006

New Address



Sometime in the latter part of July, Lauren, Eric, Ethan and little sister, will be moving to a new home. The most exciting news for Alice and Marvin is that the house is eight blocks away.

Celebrating Mothers Day with GG

As her 96th birthday approached, the family gathered to celebrate Mothers Day with our matriarch.




Sunday, April 09, 2006

Mario Kreutzberger, aka Don Francisco

Spanish Show's 'Gigante' Scoop:
TV Host Interviews Bush, Kerry


By MIRIAM JORDAN
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
October 29, 2004


In the 11th hour of a close presidential race, President Bush and Sen. John Kerry are delivering their messages to the crucial Hispanic constituency through perhaps the silliest and most powerful man in Spanish-language show business: Don Francisco.
Some might deem Mr. Francisco's variety show on the Univision network, "Sábado Gigante," or Giant Saturday, downright tacky. Last week, it featured a contest for the most curvaceous Latina and a sampling of the "worst of the worst" amateur singers, alongside skits, tear-jerking interviews and games. Host Don Francisco, whose real name is Mario Kreutzberger, donned a shocking-pink floppy hat in one segment.
But on Saturday night, Don Francisco will be the envy of talk-show hosts everywhere when "Sábado Gigante," which is broadcast from Miami, includes back-to-back interviews with Messrs. Bush and Kerry. The pre-recorded interviews will run around 10 p.m., two hours into the three-hour program. Both candidates speak in English but throw in a little Spanish.
"We invited the candidates a long time ago," says Mr. Kreutzberger in a phone interview from his native Chile. "We got the interviews at the last minute." He interviewed the candidates separately last week, with Mr. Bush speaking at the White House and Mr. Kerry at a location near Scranton, Pa.
Both candidates have appeared on Spanish-language news for brief interviews. But "Sábado Gigante" puts them before a broad Hispanic audience, for 10 minutes each. "If you want to catch everybody at one place and time, that's a great place to be," says Frank Guerra, who advises Mr. Bush on national media buys.
Most Americans have never heard of "Sábado Gigante," but among Hispanics, "it's an institution," says Fernando Espuelas, a Latino media entrepreneur. The program boasts 100 million viewers in the U.S. and Latin America, and has won a place in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest-running variety show in the world. No ambitious Latino singer or politician would turn down the chance to appear on "Sábado Gigante." The show's portly host has interviewed everyone from singer Ricky Martin to Mexican President Vicente Fox.
Mr. Kreutzberger is a cross between Jay Leno and Ed Sullivan, with a strong dose of Jerry Lewis. "I am just a guy who does a family show with a little bit of everything," says Mr. Kreutzberger, 64 years old, who compares the program to a stew -- with something for everyone.
Historically, Hispanics support the Democratic candidate in presidential elections, but surveys indicate that many thousands of Latino voters remain undecided. Mr. Bush wields his greatest influence among first-time Latino voters, who take a conservative stance on social issues, and established Hispanics whose roots in the U.S. go back several generations.
Mr. Kerry isn't concerned about being on a show where some women wear frilly short-shorts and the host himself has appeared in boxer shorts. (During most of the show, he wears a suit.) "We trust Don Francisco will do a very good job of maintaining the right tone," says Fabiola Rodriguez-Ciampoli, director of Hispanic media for the Kerry campaign.

"The president enjoys [the show] very much," says Bush campaign spokeswoman Sharon Castillo, adding: "Don Francisco has always been very respectful with the president."
Mr. Kreutzberger won't disclose the content of the interviews. But he allows that he asked the candidates questions related to Latino concerns, including their views on amnesty for illegal immigrants.
Mr. Kreutzberger, the son of a Holocaust refugee, describes himself as apolitical. In 1973, he skirted a request to announce Chile's takeover by Gen. Augusto Pinochet on television by suggesting that a comedian shouldn't speak on such a grave matter.
However, the host encourages his fans to fulfill their civic responsibilities. In a recent show, he reminded the audience that "the only way to make us Hispanics count is to vote. Please vote." On Saturday, he will devote an hour to the presidential election.
Mr. Kreutzberger always had a passion for entertainment. When his father sent him to New York to learn clothing design in 1959, he fell in love with the TV in his hotel room, not fashion.
Upon returning to Santiago, he performed for fun at a local club, where he created the comic persona, Don Francisco, an immigrant who spoke Spanish with a thick German accent. Eventually, he persuaded the first TV station in Chile to bring him on board. "My father thought I was crazy to become a clown on TV," he recalls. He began "Sábado Gigante" in 1962, and in 1986, his success catapulted him to Miami, where the show ran locally. Two years later, "Sábado Gigante" went national in the U.S. and has aired on Univision, part of Univision Communications Inc., ever since.
Because of the growing power of the Hispanic vote, it was easier for Mr. Kreutzberger to get Mr. Bush and his Democratic opponent to appear on his show this election than in 2000. "In the last election, I was chasing the candidates all over the country," he says. Although he landed interviews with both Mr. Bush and his erstwhile rival, Al Gore, Mr. Kreutzberger says that pursuing both candidates along the campaign trail was so taxing, he got sick for 40 days afterward.
Despite all his years in the U.S., Mr. Kreutzberger hasn't chosen to become a citizen -- he is a permanent resident -- and, therefore, won't be voting. Instead, on Nov. 2, he will release his own Mexican country-music CD to raise money for a charity that helps people caught trying to enter the U.S. from Mexico.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Family Blog Fun Page

I just realized our blog is lacking a fun page. Most newspapers today offer Sudoku and Crossword puzzles. Our family blog should offer entertainment in addition to scintillating chatter. For your personal entertainment while seated at your computer, try this:

1. Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. While you Continue the clockwise movement of your foot, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Lol.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Once and Never Again

Early Wednesday morning, April 5, 2006, shortly after 1 a.m., the time and date will have a unique display:

01:02:03 04.05.06

Cool, huh?

Friday, March 31, 2006

Vacationing with Mickey and Minnie

Hello from DISNEY WORLD




Monday, March 20, 2006

In Good Company: Brokaw...Dreyfuss...Kreutzberger

Celebration of Teaching and Learning Conference

This spring, the UnConvention Center on NYC’s Pier 94 will become the fairgrounds for very important festivities—The Celebration of Teaching and Learning, presented by Public Broadcasting Stations “thirteen” and “WLIW21,” in partnership with regional BOCES, including Nassau BOCES. The weekend-long celebration, which takes place on Saturday, March 24, and Sunday, March 25, will feature television newsman Tom Brokaw and renowned actor Richard Dreyfuss, along with a host of educational experts and 300 exhibition booths. The educational celebration doesn’t end on Sunday night, however. The Nassau BOCES Department of Curriculum, Instruction and Technology will conduct a series of day-long workshops led by Marvin Kreutzberger from July 5 to 7, covering Instructional Strategies to Improve Student Math Performance

The conference will be 2 full days, Friday and Saturday, March 24 and 25, so there are opportunities to include coaches, teachers as well as media specialists and administrators. We can accommodate up to 3,500 educators each day for the professional development piece of the Celebration, and the cost is $180 per person per day to participate.
We will be presenting multiple professional development strands covering a range of topics, including literacy; math; social studies; high school reform; leadership; differentiating instruction, and other pressing educational issues. All topics will be addressed from the perspective of a media and technology integration, and will feature nationally renowned educational experts and local providers offering keynotes and hands-on workshops.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Hello from Florida

Monday, January 16, 2006
Blog Challenged Me

It has only taken me a month to get here. First, my name was rejected, then cyberidiot
sent me to an old blog that Marvin had created and abandoned, then my name, no matter
which way I entered it, was rejected again. It's been a hejira, but here I am.
Love hearing from everyone. Many, most, or all of you receieved my email with all my
Florida info. Jerry and I arrived here on Tuesday, 1/10. We are in the same apartment
as last year. Dave was kind enough to pick us up at the airport, while Corinne waited for the arrival of our very packed car from home and prepared a delicious lunch for us all. They both look terrific. Actually, this year the car arrived on schedule and we are comfortably ensconced in our digs . We expected this part of Florida to look devasted from the hurricane, but while
there are signs of it having visited here, it looks pretty normal.
I wish I had more exciting news, like Tia. Life here is warmer (altho for the last 2 nites it
was in the 30s), very relaxing, that is if you don't read the papers, or listen to or watch the
news. But that's for another time. My email is the same as in NY, pbarell@verizon.net
Love to you all,
Nanny Phyllis

posted by Nanny Phyllis @ 12:10 PM 0 comments

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Meet Alan and Ellen





Everyone in our family has, by now, met and enjoyed Stephanie. At month's end, Jay and Steph's wedding will be just five months off. Last evening we had dinner with Alan and Ellen Camhi and enjoyed a delightful meal together, an opportunity to learn about each other's family. (We only shared nice things about our relatives). Now you'll see to whom you'll introduce yourselves in June.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Monday, December 05, 2005

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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Lesly Takes Responsibility


okay- so you all think i have started this and am now ignoring you all- wrong! So sorry- life has just gotten very hectic lately, it is now 11:20 (Editor's Note: Lesly's comment was posted following a hectic weekend) and this is my computer time(kids finally off)usually I am sleeping by now.
Any way, I appreciate all the b-day wishes- thanks.
We missed you Rosenbergs-but so happy Stephanie has a new found appreciation for my personal favorite fruit ---the pomogranate!

Wishing Robert a very speedy recovery!
Good to see Aunt Corrine, even if so, so brief.
G.G. was in great spirits on turkey day and seemed to really enjoy herself.
This is fun- will not be so long to reply. Lets build our members- we must add: Tia, Sheila, Barry, Robert and Susan...
Till we "blog" again. les

Friday, December 02, 2005

All aboard!!



I love trains. They are so much fun.

We spent last Friday enjoying the model railroad exhibits at Grand Central Station and the Citicorp building. Poppy has lots of work to do on Ethan's O-gauge train set.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Robert's Surgery Successful



Phyllis and Corinne called this afternoon to let us know that Robert's thyroid surgery went very well and he is expected to go home from the hospital tomorrow. He certainly was very cool while we enjoyed dinner last night at Phyliis and Jerry's home.

Corinne's visit will be brief but it was great to have the chance to get the Losow bunch together (sans Tia and Janna). Barry introduced us to Maria who rides a motorcycle; she made a very positive impression on the family--spirited and outgoing. They are living in a house in nearby Baldwin and Barry is in the midst of installing a new bathroom.

Monday, November 28, 2005

GG Takes Over the Stage

GG Wows the Crowd at the Regency


Friday often is party day at the Regency, celebrating a group birthday or a holiday. A singer and keyboard player usually provide the entertainment. Recently GG decided to join right in.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Thanksgiving Together


Lenny Celebrating a Big Number

Thanksgiving together, as it is each year, was warm and wonderful. Thanks to Lesly and Lenny for hosting. The only thing that topped the feast was the company. We missed Lauren, Eric and Ethan but they'll be joining us for Chanukah at David and Linda's home.

I am going to be dieting for a week or more. Raise your hand if you think it's time for Lenny to retire his red flannel Thanksgiving shirt (20 years and counting)--or at least have it dry-cleaned. Mom (GG) was in great spirits. Speaking of spirits, anyone notice Stephanie putting those martinis away? Move over Phyllis and Jerry.

A family blog affords a ready opportunity to share as often as we may like. Hopefully, we will all contribute from time to time. A 'Family & Friends' blog enables us to share between family gatherings. And think of all the trees we save and postage stamps we need not buy.

I'll be emailing photos in the next day or so.

Blog This!

Family & Friends

Lesly called this afternoon and, in the course of conversation, suggestd a family blog might be a neat idea. So . . . anything for my niece. (Actually, I don't think she had a clue about this venture). I am a novice at it, too, so let's see what comes of this.

I have adjusted the settings so that there is no general Internet access. One needs to know the url for our family/friends blog. Save this as a favorite/bookmark to access our family blog readily on the Internet:

http://thekreutzbergerfamilyblog.blogspot.com

(No spaces; copy the url and paste it into your browser to access the blog)

I have emailed family members to inform them of the blog and list each of our email addresses--that I have. If you want to add/edit an address just blog it by 'commenting' (see below) or emailing it directly to me.

So, how does one add to the blog? Click on 'Blog This!' at the top of the page, write, and click.

Reply to any message by clicking on 'Comment' beneath each blog item. After scribing, click 'Publish' at the top of the blogging box. Keep in mind that everybody with access to this blog can read all entries. And don't make me admonish you for use of inappropriate language--including any negativity about my starting the blog. Also, let's agree to keep this very informal, so don't fret about grammar, spelling, etc.

Adding Photos:


It is easy to add a photo to your published text. First you need to add an item--click on 'Blog This' at the top of the Friends and Family page.

When your item has been published,you click on the ‘Blogger’ icon at the top left of the blog page. That takes you to a list of items posted to the blog. Locate your piece (would be at the top of the list) and click “EDIT”)--your piece will appear in the composing/editing box. Unlike the composing screen there will be an icon of a photo (why couldn’t have been there in the first place?). Click on the icon and it will allow you to browse for your photo and add it to the text. Select whether you want it centered or offset. Then click Publish. When you return to the blog page, the picture will not yet be there. You need to reload the page and oilah!!



Remember, this is all Lesly's idea.

Marvin